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If you've, on the off chance, decrypted my mindless gibberish below successfully, you'll know that I'm in the process of redesigning the site (or rather, am about to start that process...). I'm going to move to something less "blocky" and should hopefully have no table tags at all and much more minimalist, less crap basically.

So, at the moment, I've 2 possible designs in mind and I would really and sincerely appreciate your help on choosing one, the links below will load a JPG:

• Design 1
• Design 2

Also, if anyone wants the server side scripts or functions or anything off this site, you can contact me and I'll be more than happy to share :)

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Please do ignore the absolutely terrible poor linkage and floccinaicinihilipilification of content on this site (floccinaicinihilipilification is a real word by the way, longest word in the English Oxford Dictionary). I'm going to wipe it clean in due course and concentrate on the bare minimum. I'll still have all the relevant content but I'll make it more a minimalist style. I'm genuinely surprised (albeit pleasantly) that I still receive visitors here, cheers! I think, too, that I've spend too much time on making the source code presentable and laid out nicely; For whatever reason, I don't know, I think perhaps I'm too pedantic.

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